Rubbered Up: Show Your Receipts

Rubbered Up puts one question to the thrower: how many condoms are you carrying right now? Count them out loud, then drink one for however many you've got. No estimating, no rounding down — the number is the number.

At a real table this is one of the wedges everyone half-dreads and half-hopes for. There's a beat of silence while the thrower checks pockets, bag, wallet, and the room reads their face before the answer's even out. Zero gets a mixed reaction — relief from some, ribbing from others for turning up unprepared. Three or four and you've made yourself the story of the night, and someone will always ask to see proof.

Best approach is to just answer and drink. Dragging it out or trying to talk your way past the count only makes the table more curious, not less, and nobody's patting anyone down to check — honesty here costs a drink, not your dignity.

It sits out in the 4th Circle, one of the board's three big outer rings, so it comes round often enough that most players will face the question at least once before the night's out.