Bartender

Hit Bartender and you're on drinks duty. Not one drink — everyone's. You get up, work out who's having what, and get back before the game moves past you.

At a real table this is the wedge that turns the game into logistics for a minute. Someone's pint's nearly gone, someone else fancies a shot they'll regret, and you're the one squeezing to the bar while the board waits. It goes wrong the second someone orders something daft — a cocktail, a round of shots nobody agreed to, a "surprise me" that costs more than the dart throw did.

The smart move: get the order fast and keep it simple. Same again all round, no faffing about, no forgetting who's driving. Anyone who takes the mick with their order should expect payback next time Bartender lands — and it will land again.

Bartender sits in the 2nd Circle, one of twenty wedges in that ring, so it's not a rare hit. Over a full session you'll likely pull bar duty more than once, which is fair warning: keep your round simple, because the next trip could be your own.