McLovin

McLovin turns the dart into an interrogation. Land on it and you're not just taking a drink, you're announcing a number. Compare your count to the thrower's: whoever's lower drinks. Then the whole table sizes each other up, because whoever's sitting on the smallest number overall takes two.

At a real table, this is the wedge that goes quiet for a second before it goes loud. Someone always pauses too long before answering, and that pause tells the room everything anyway. Someone lies badly. Someone else exaggerates for laughs and immediately regrets it when they're stuck holding the lowest number all night.

The honest tactic: answer fast and flat, don't perform it. A quick, deadpan number gets less scrutiny than a hesitant one, and hesitation is what turns a two-second sip into a full cross-table debate. If you'd rather not disclose, remember it's all self-reported — nobody's checking receipts — but the table will clock a dodge and charge you the social tax regardless.

It sits in the 2nd Circle, one ring out from centre, so it's not the rarest throw on the board but it's not a guaranteed hit either. Land near the bullseye and you can dodge it for a round or two. When it does come up, it's usually the one people are still talking about on the walk home.