Fuck, Marry, Kill

Fuck, Marry, Kill hands you three verdicts and three players to deliver them to. Fancy someone at the table and they get the kiss. Whoever you'd actually settle down with gets the proposal — down on one knee is optional, but it happens more than you'd think. And whoever draws the short straw gets a slap, unless you'd rather take the shot instead.

Where it actually plays out: names come out slower than the wedge suggests. The table leans in for the "fuck" pick, laughs or winces at the "marry" one, and braces for the slap. It's the round that goes quiet for a beat before the whole group erupts, especially if there's a couple at the table, or if your "kill" pick is sat right next to your "marry" pick.

Worth knowing before you throw: nobody's obliged to accept a kiss or a proposal, and the shot is always a polite way out of the slap. If your other half's in the room, this is the one wedge where honesty isn't compulsory — pick fast, keep it light, and let the group do the reacting.

It sits in the 3rd Circle, one of the board's two twenty-wedge outer rings, so across a full game it's not a rare hit. Expect it back more than once, and expect the picks to shuffle every time it lands.