Get On With It

Get On With It doesn't care who threw the dart. It puts every drink on the table on trial: whoever's cup, can or glass is fullest has to finish it there and then, no arguing the toss.

At a real table it turns into a split-second audit. Cups go up, someone squints at two nearly-identical pints trying to work out which one's a mouthful ahead, and there's always the person who topped up thirty seconds earlier now looking personally betrayed by their own timing. It's over in five seconds flat but it draws a groan every time.

The only honest tactic is pace-matching. Drink roughly what the table's drinking and you're never the obvious target. Top up early, or nurse a full pint hoping someone else gets there first, and you're basically volunteering. Etiquette matters too: no quietly tipping half a can away under the table, no "it's mostly ice" pleading. Fullest is fullest, full stop.

It sits in the 2nd Circle, one of the board's two biggest rings, so it lands often enough to actually do its job — keeping everyone drinking at roughly the same speed instead of one person nursing the same warm can all night while the rest of the table's three rounds ahead.