Pornstar

Pornstar puts you on the spot, not your drink. Land a dart here and you've got a straight choice: perform your best "move" for the table, or skip it and take a shot instead. The rule never says what counts as impressive. That part's entirely down to you, and entirely your problem.

At most tables the shot wins by a mile. There's a beat of quiet after the dart lands, a few raised eyebrows, and then the thrower reaches for whatever's going rather than commit to a performance in a pub garden full of strangers or a flat full of housemates who'll never let it go. The ones who do have a go tend to play it for laughs rather than sincerity — an exaggerated hip wiggle, a strut round the table — because a straight face somehow makes it worse. Someone's phone is always out by the second wiggle.

There's no shame in taking the shot. It's built into the rule for exactly that reason, and choosing it costs you nothing at the table. If you do perform, keep it quick, keep it comedic, and keep it solo — no dragging anyone else into your routine without asking first.

It sits in the 2nd Circle, one of the board's two twenty-wedge rings, so it isn't some rare novelty landing. Expect the choice to come round more than once a night.